Obscenity Isn't The Only Thing I'm Selling

I am not bitter; I have many flavors.
Sweet and sour, better together,
better apart.
Maybe you’re the limited one;
an expansion not quite open,
a one-track mind taste bud.
Excuse me, if I bud a little further.

You caught me on the wrong day,
on the wrong week,
during the wrong lifetime.
Surely, as the weeks will change,
so will my flavor.
And as the leaves turn,
may your palate as well.

LOOK AT THIS. Now that I have your attention (giggles), read this epic thing I wrote. Seriously, it’s important:

The Backline organization (yourbackline.org) that I’ve had the pleasure of working for is working on opening in Bloomington the first ever All-Options Pregnancy Resource Center. This center will help provide to individuals resources regarding ANYTHING to do with pregnancy, abortion, adoption, parenting, etc. We do not push an agenda. We are not affiliated with a religious organization and we do not push a Pro-Life agenda onto individuals. We are Pro-Voice, Pro-Listening, Pro-You.

If we could get this center going, we could provide one-on-one and phone counseling, diapers, baby clothes, free pregnancy tests and condoms, and referrals to all kinds of providers such as abortion funding and more.

Please do not just “like” this post. It’s easy to show that kind of support. It’s easy for our generation to “like” something, but not do anything more. This is our world and let’s, like, make it better and shit. Please check out this badass video if you have any questions (or message me): http://vimeo.com/97390924 and please donate to help get this project off the ground.


^THIS is the link to donate. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, share the fuck out of this project. In the words of my program director, “It’s time for a radical new approach to supporting pregnant people - without judgment, without bias, and without strings attached. Let’s do this!”

Someone once asked me, “Why do you insist on taking the hard road?” I replied, “Why do you assume I see two roads?
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My manager started giving a lecture on how to do something that I already know how to do and I was like
Someone responded to my email with a question I answered in the initial email and I was like


i get really weird after long movies where am i



when he asks me if I swallowed


Loool ffs.

When there’s a substitute teacher


well i just spit lemonade all over my desk