Obscenity Isn't The Only Thing I'm Selling
Someone once asked me, “Why do you insist on taking the hard road?” I replied, “Why do you assume I see two roads?
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My manager started giving a lecture on how to do something that I already know how to do and I was like
Someone responded to my email with a question I answered in the initial email and I was like

yongmuney:

i get really weird after long movies where am i

princessbuibui:

dirudo:

when he asks me if I swallowed

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Loool ffs.

When there’s a substitute teacher

methodistcoloringbook:

well i just spit lemonade all over my desk

feelmyvibesss:

themoonphase:

ॐ The Hippie Treehouse ॐ

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judith-orshalimian:

Atelier Versace spring/summer 2014 couture details :)

judith-orshalimian:

Atelier Versace spring/summer 2014 couture details :)